Trying to sleep and had a persistent idea… what if the Wonder Twins’ power was actually high speed telepathy to allow them to plan out the best use of their individual powers in a given scenario and the whole “Wonder Twin Powers Activate!” thing is just a farce which is why they make a big deal out of it.  A villain takes away their rings and locks them up, thinking they are helpless only to find out he just took some cheap cereal box rings they painted to look fancy :) Of course they’d use their true Shapeshifting/Elemental Mimicry powers on said villain to make sure the secret stays secret… 

221b-tardisimpala-croatoan-angel:

stanthecynicaldork:

birdarangs:

karynchaotic:

take your smileys from normal to unsettling in one easy step by putting just a little too much effort into the eyes



WTF

moisturize me

221b-tardisimpala-croatoan-angel:

stanthecynicaldork:

birdarangs:

karynchaotic:

take your smileys from normal to unsettling in one easy step by putting just a little too much effort into the eyes

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WTF

moisturize me

raserus:

LIL BABBY
U CANT SCARE THE OCEAN
GO LAY DOWN

raserus:

LIL BABBY

U CANT SCARE THE OCEAN

GO LAY DOWN

mc-jaeger:

jean-huh-kirschnickerdoodle:

being a capable writer:
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having the urge to write:
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having a list of fic ideas:
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having new ideas get in the way of old ones:
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not having the inspiration/motivation to write:
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Conclusion; Jack Sparrow is my creative mind:
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And when you write something amazing and you love it and you share it and it’s still amazing and people love it and you’ll never be able to do anything like it ever again and you’re just like

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shadows-of-a-fallen-angel:

feferixmakara:

ilovefancyhats3214:

fenrirmakara:

also, duct tape on your arms, a few layers, but not too tight. basically it’ll stop a zombie taking a chunk out of your arm if you’re reloading or your blade gets jammed in a zombie
wearing a wetsuit underneath your clothing would also be useful. remember; they were human once, humans have blunt teeth! you try biting through duct tape AND a wet suit
never duct tape joints, your movements will be limited, and you want to be fast and danger (gotta go fast)
don’t hole up in small houses either that’s a recipe for disaster, you want somewhere with a secure upstairs, and a way down from the upstairs that is zombie free or can easily be cleared of zombies (avoid fire exits with steps leading up to them though, unless they have gates at the bottom)
sound = attraction, so if you do have guns, use them only in emergencies or for the sake of popping one head you’ll be greeted with many many more
raid your local medical shops, and get there first, nobody is going to stop and share it out equally while they’re panicking. don’t hit out at somebody unless they hit out at you, though, you already have unintelligent corpses pitted against you, you don’t want sentient humans on your case as well (zombies don’t do the revenge thing, humans do!)
try not to piss people off, because as stated before, yes, humans like revenge
don’t try and be clever and use yourself as live bait; yes playing the hero is glorious in movies, but it doesn’t work so glamorously in real life
large numbers isn’t a good idea. you want small groups, even if you just branch out from being in a larger group, because if there’s a lot of you you are a bigger target, but don’t then go off and decide to be in groups that are too small in case you get surrounded (in which case, the duct tape and wet suits will come in handy)
food shouldn’t be that hard to come by, most people would have attempted to flee the area straight from their houses and packed what they had, raiding local shops could still be worth it. but remember, know your way in, your way out, and double check there’s nothing in the shop ready to sneak up behind you while you’re reaching up for that tin of beans
half balaclava masks or something similar to cover your lower face while fighting zombies could also be useful, you don;t want to accidentally ingest flying zombie fluids and end up one of them, that’d be a nasty surprise for your group to wake up to (since going solo possibly isn’t a good idea)
and always, ALWAYS, have a way to start a fire on you
zombies burn

I

I love my followers so you need to protect yourselves.

In case of Croatoan

Zombies burn… but burning doesn’t make them stop moving right away.  I wouldn’t recommend using fire unless you can take out a whole group and there isn’t anything too flammable nearby for them to bump into.  Also you want a clear path of egress otherwise you might have a moving wall of burning flesh closing in on you and that is less fun than getting just bitten. 

shadows-of-a-fallen-angel:

feferixmakara:

ilovefancyhats3214:

fenrirmakara:

also, duct tape on your arms, a few layers, but not too tight. basically it’ll stop a zombie taking a chunk out of your arm if you’re reloading or your blade gets jammed in a zombie

wearing a wetsuit underneath your clothing would also be useful. remember; they were human once, humans have blunt teeth! you try biting through duct tape AND a wet suit

never duct tape joints, your movements will be limited, and you want to be fast and danger (gotta go fast)

don’t hole up in small houses either that’s a recipe for disaster, you want somewhere with a secure upstairs, and a way down from the upstairs that is zombie free or can easily be cleared of zombies (avoid fire exits with steps leading up to them though, unless they have gates at the bottom)

sound = attraction, so if you do have guns, use them only in emergencies or for the sake of popping one head you’ll be greeted with many many more

raid your local medical shops, and get there first, nobody is going to stop and share it out equally while they’re panicking. don’t hit out at somebody unless they hit out at you, though, you already have unintelligent corpses pitted against you, you don’t want sentient humans on your case as well (zombies don’t do the revenge thing, humans do!)

try not to piss people off, because as stated before, yes, humans like revenge

don’t try and be clever and use yourself as live bait; yes playing the hero is glorious in movies, but it doesn’t work so glamorously in real life

large numbers isn’t a good idea. you want small groups, even if you just branch out from being in a larger group, because if there’s a lot of you you are a bigger target, but don’t then go off and decide to be in groups that are too small in case you get surrounded (in which case, the duct tape and wet suits will come in handy)

food shouldn’t be that hard to come by, most people would have attempted to flee the area straight from their houses and packed what they had, raiding local shops could still be worth it. but remember, know your way in, your way out, and double check there’s nothing in the shop ready to sneak up behind you while you’re reaching up for that tin of beans

half balaclava masks or something similar to cover your lower face while fighting zombies could also be useful, you don;t want to accidentally ingest flying zombie fluids and end up one of them, that’d be a nasty surprise for your group to wake up to (since going solo possibly isn’t a good idea)

and always, ALWAYS, have a way to start a fire on you

zombies burn

I

I love my followers so you need to protect yourselves.

In case of Croatoan

Zombies burn… but burning doesn’t make them stop moving right away.  I wouldn’t recommend using fire unless you can take out a whole group and there isn’t anything too flammable nearby for them to bump into.  Also you want a clear path of egress otherwise you might have a moving wall of burning flesh closing in on you and that is less fun than getting just bitten. 

polyleisle:

syntaxchief:

puckmyhero:

Berserk Statues … I NEED THEM =’(((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((

holy shit that zodd

Fffffffffuck my ANUS

loki-waywardson:

ok but seriously my favourite prehistoric animal is definitely andrewsarchus
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THEIR JAW WAS A METER LONG

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LOOK AT THAT SIZE COMPARISON
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BUT THAT’S NOT THE BEST BIT
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YOU SEE THEIR CLOSEST LIVING RELATIVES AREN’T BEARS
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OR WOLVES
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NO
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THEIR CLOSEST LIVING RELATIVES
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asksweetiebot:

epitomeofraw:

THIS IS FUCKING FANTASTIC.

Superb.

asksweetiebot:

epitomeofraw:

THIS IS FUCKING FANTASTIC.

Superb.

I should probably get to sleep… sleep dep makes me weird :) 

Korrasami :D?
leadhooves:

sixpenceee:

God forbid we teach the children psychology !!!

Hold up now, someone teach me proper witchcraft

The only thing I’ve ever got to work is Oneiromancy :) There is actually a book that exists now that probably wouldn’t if I hadn’t read it in a dream and contacted the authors listed in the index.  My name is credited in it :D 

leadhooves:

sixpenceee:

God forbid we teach the children psychology !!!

Hold up now, someone teach me proper witchcraft

The only thing I’ve ever got to work is Oneiromancy :) There is actually a book that exists now that probably wouldn’t if I hadn’t read it in a dream and contacted the authors listed in the index.  My name is credited in it :D